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Sarah Palin is adorable, I grant you, but she makes me nervous. The hotsy-totsy Pentecostals always do.  As for her daughter's pregnancy, if Sarah's happy, then I'm happy for her. It's been many years since I've gotten any joy out of demonizing pregnant teenagers. What I'm not entirely psyched about is what Sarah has in mind for my daughters. As much as I love her beehive--and I really do; I totally want to try it out, though the thought of it makes me feel like one of those women who ran out to get Dorothy Hamill's wedge or Princess Di's cut or "the Rachel"--I really really don't want to live in Sarah Palin's America. I tried a buffalo burger once and I didn't like it at all. Something tells me eating moose would be a similar experience.

Is there any chance we could get Michael Palin instead? Because he's great. I really like him. If anybody could get me interested in Beltway politics, it'd be Michael Palin.

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