Jinx, age 10, is eating ramen noodles with Sriracha sauce, so we are discussing the provenance of hot sauces.
Jinx: Funny, I don't really think of Japan or China as being Asian countries.
Me: Well, you might want to start, since those are the countries most people would immediately identify as part of Asia.
[pause]
Me: So what countries do you think of when you think of Asia?
Jinx: Hmm, I'm not sure.
Then he starts choking, apparently having ingested too much Sriracha sauce in one go.
Jinx: Wow, I just evaporated many cells.
He claims that the sauce has not only given him heartburn, it has chapped his lips.